Let’s just get back to me being rich and f***ing awesome. You’re welcome.
How do I write this review and not sound like a complete asshole? I loved the violence. I loved the profanity. I loved the gratuitously gratuitous sex. I even enjoyed the animal cruelty and child abuse. As a spoof of every single literary genre and adventure/hero movie plot, this is one of the best pieces of fiction I’ve ever read. Or maybe I’m just blinded by lust for the protagonist, Saint James Street James. He is a “man’s man” after all, and I am only a woman.